馬克吐溫最佳短篇小說 01 Jim Smiley and His Jumping Frog
Mr. A. Ward,Dear Sir: -- Well, I called on good-natured, garrulous old Simon Wheeler, and inquired after your friend, Leonidas W. Smiley, as you requested me to do, and I hereunto append the result. If you can get any information out of it you are co
馬克吐溫最佳短篇小說 02 The Story of the Bad Boy Who Didn't Come to Grief
Once there was a bad little boy, whose name was Jim -- though, if you will notice, you will find that bad little boys are nearly always called James in your Sunday-school books. It was very strange, but still it was true, that this one was called Jim
馬克吐溫最佳短篇小說 03 Cannibalism In The Cars
Cannibalism In The Cars by Mark TwainI visited St. Louis lately, and on my way West, after changing cars at Terre Haute, Indiana, a mild, benevolent-looking gentleman of about forty-five, or maybe fifty, came in at one of the way-stations and sat dow
馬克吐溫最佳短篇小說 04 Journalism In Tennessee
The editor of the Memphis Avalanche swoops thus mildly down upon a correspondent who posted him as a Radical: While he was writing the first word, the middle, dotting his i's, crossing his t's, and punching his period, he knew he was concocting a sen
馬克吐溫最佳短篇小說 05 The Story of the Good Little Boy Who Did Not Prosper
[The following has been written at the instance of several literary friends, who thought that if the history of The Bad Little Boy who Did not Come to Grief (a moral sketch which I published five or six years ago) was worthy of preservation several w
馬克吐溫最佳短篇小說 06 How I Edited an Agricultural Paper Once
I did not take the temporary editorship of an agriculture paper without misgivings. Neither would a landsman take, command of a ship without misgivings. But I was in circumstances that made the salary an object. The regular editor of the paper was go
馬克吐溫最佳短篇小說 07 Political Economy
Here I was interrupted and informed that a stranger wished to see me down at the door. I went and confronted him, and asked to know his business, struggling all the time to keep a tight rein on my seething political economy ideas, and not let them br
馬克吐溫最佳短篇小說 08 A True Story Repeated Word for Word as I Heard It
A True Story Repeated Word for Word as I Heard ItIt was summer time, and twilight. We were sitting on the porch of the farm-house, on the summit of the hill, and Aunt Rachel was sitting respectfully below our level, on the steps, for she was our serv
馬克吐溫最佳短篇小說 09 The Facts Concerning the Recent Carnival of Crime in Connecticut
I was feeling blithe, almost jocund. I put a match to my cigar, and just then the morning's mailwas handed in. The first superscription I glanced at was in a handwriting that sent a thrill ofpleasure through and through me. It was aunt Mary's; and sh
馬克吐溫最佳短篇小說 10 Punch Brothers Punch
Will the reader please to cast his eye over the following verses , and see if he can discover anything harmful in them? Conductor, when you receive a fare,Punch in the presence of the passenjare! A blue trip slip for an eight-cent fare,A buff trip sl
馬克吐溫最佳短篇小說 11 Jim Bakers Blue-Jay Yarn
Animals talk to each other, of course. There can be no question about that; but I suppose there are very few people who can understand them. I never knew but one man who could. I knew he could, however, because he told me so himself. He was a middle-
馬克吐溫最佳短篇小說 12 The Stolen White Elephant
[Left out of A Tramp Abroad, because it was feared that some of the particulars had been exaggerated, and that others were not true. Before these suspicions had been proven groundless, the book had gone to press. --M. T.] Chapter 1The following curio
馬克吐溫最佳短篇小說 13 The McWilliamses and the Burglar Alarm
The conversation drifted smoothly and pleasantly along from weather to crops, from crops to literature, from literature to scandal, from scandal to religion; then took a random jump, and landed on the subject of burglar alarms. And now for the first
馬克吐溫最佳短篇小說 14 The Private History of a Campaign That Failed
You have heard from a great many people who did something in the war; is it not fair and right that you listen a little moment to one who started out to do something in it, but didn`t? Thousands entered the war, got just a taste of it, and then stepp
馬克吐溫最佳短篇小說 15 Extracts from Adams Diary
MONDAY.--This new creature with the long hair is a good deal in the way. It is always hanging around and following me about. I don't like this; I am not used to company. I wish it would stay with the other animals.... Cloudy today, wind in the east;
